A collection of quotes of the Bride of Frankenstein.
Creature Commandos[]
Episode 1.01: The Collywobbles[]
Spoken by Bride of Frankenstein[]
- "Are we in goddamn Pokolistan?"
- ―Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "You better not be looking at me right now."
- ―Bride of Frankenstein to Doctor Phosphorus[src]
- "I don't need a schedule, Sir, Douche A Lot. I'm not your prisoner, so open the freaking door."
- ―Bride of Frankenstein[src]
Spoken about Bride of Frankenstein[]
- "Who is she?"
"We don't know. We call her The Bride." - ―Rick Flag, Sr. and Amanda Waller[src]
- "My Bride. After all these years, I've found you."
- ―Eric Frankenstein[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Are you smiling?"
"Yes."
"Sarcastically?"
"Mm-hmm." - ―Bride of Frankenstein and Doctor Phosphorus[src]
- "Looks like the gene pool was above ground and inflatable, if you know what I mean."
"Yeah. I wonder what this princess is going to look like..." - ―Bride of Frankenstein and Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
- "How did you get down here?"
"I walked down the stairs."
"No one tried to stop you?"
"We're here to protect them. Why would they stop me?" - ―Nina Mazursky and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "Do you have any money?"
"Pardon?"
"Money. Cough up some cash. I don't have any freaking rubles on me."
"How am I supposed to get around?"
"Our money is not called ruble."
"Yeah, I know. It was meant to be insulting. Just give me some cash." - ―Bride of Frankenstein and Guard[src]
- "Thank you. She means to say thank you."
"No, I don't mean"
"anything of the sort!"
"You asked him for money, and he just gave it to you."
"That's right."
"It was rude."
"Yeah, that's right."
"We shouldn't leave."
"Look, no one is forcing you to come." - ―Nina Mazursky and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
Episode 1.02: The Tourmaline Necklace[]
Spoken by Bride of Frankenstein[]
- "I was born here."
- ―Bride of Frankenstein to Nina Mazursky[src]
Spoken about Bride of Frankenstein[]
- "Don't tsk me. That's not cool. You can say "no.""
- ―Nina Mazursky to Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "When a baby is born, she's known her mother's womb, and, therefore, her mother, intimately, for nine months. The womb is one's tether to the universe, to the fragile social system of humanity. But your bride, she came from nothing to something in an instant."
- ―Victor Frankenstein to Eric Frankenstein[src]
- "Why is this drudgery so important?"
"You want a bride who can speak, don't you?" - ―Eric Frankenstein and Victor Frankenstein[src]
- "Eric, you're frightening her!"
- ―Victor Frankenstein to Eric Frankenstein[src]
- "You failed. You failed. You made her for me. She is to love me!"
- ―Eric Frankenstein to Victor Frankenstein[src]
- "You should've let Alexi tell me the Bride and Nina were gone."
- ―Rick Flag, Sr. to Doctor Phosphorus[src]
Dialogue[]
- "What are you looking for?"
"A Tourmaline Necklace. It should be here somewhere."
"What's tourmaline?"
"A gemstone. Pinkish." - ―Nina Mazursky and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "Pret-ty."
"Yes, it is pretty, but what is it called? Necklace."
"Neck-lace." - ―Bride of Frankenstein and Victor Frankenstein[src]
- "Guess what I bring you, Mr. Victor. Lemon..."
"I did what I had to do. Don't you understand? He and his wretched giggling and his horrid gift-giving powers were the only obstacles to our love. Now we can be together..." - ―Bride of Frankenstein and Eric Frankenstein[src]
- "Sorry."
"Go... fuck... yourself." - ―Bride of Frankenstein and Nina Mazursky[src]
Episode 1.03: Cheers to the Tin Man[]
Spoken by Bride of Frankenstein[]
- "You wanted monsters... You got monsters."
- ―Bride of Frankenstein to Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
Spoken about Bride of Frankenstein[]
- "The Bride and Nina are inside. They're not moving. So, they've almost certainly been captured by Circe and the Sons of Themyscira."
- ―Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
- "What are you doing out here? We thought we were recruiting monsters, not damsels in distress!"
- ―Rick Flag, Sr. to Bride of Frankenstein[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Where are they?"
"They're gone!"
"Circe and the Sons of Themyscira?"
"Yes!"
"They're gone?"
"That's what I said!"
"Then why were you screaming?"
"I wanted you to get the damn tape off my mouth!" - ―Rick Flag, Sr. and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
Episode 1.04: Chasing Squirrels[]
Spoken by Bride of Frankenstein[]
- "Give her back her food."
- ―Bride of Frankenstein to Congorilla[src]
Spoken about Bride of Frankenstein[]
- "Did you see the way she looks at him? She loves him. She loves his handsome, stupid face. A bearded face. Able to grow hair."
- ―Eric Frankenstein[src]
- "So, what now?"
"We find a leader who's less whiny, little bitch, and more just bitch." - ―John Economos and Amanda Waller[src]
- "She isn't your bride. She's my bride."
"Oh. The Bride."
"Who else would I be talking about, you DILFy piece of shit?"
"Listen to me. The Bride and I have nothing going on between us. She's not my type. And I'm not hers. Okay?"
"She's everyone's type! And so are you." - ―Eric Frankenstein and Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
- "My bride, she plays these little fetch me games, but she knows inside, as I do, that we are destined to be together."
- ―Eric Frankenstein to Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Even though you got us into some trouble over there, you're good at this. If the need comes up for this type of group again, I hope you'll be a part."
"I didn't realize I had a choice." - ―Rick Flag, Sr. and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "Bride."
"Right, I know."
"Back into the hole. No. You're leading the team back to Pokolistan." - ―John Economos and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "Why did you help me in the cafeteria?"
"I owed you for almost getting you killed."
"Oh. Well, I... When you put it that way, we're not exactly even. I mean, I almost wound up dead. I'm not sure getting my gross food back makes up for that." - ―Nina Mazursky and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "Have you ever killed anyone before?"
"Sure. You?"
"Do I seem like I've killed somebody?"
"Not really."
"Are you going to kill the Princess?"
"Eh. One less human. More room for the monsters to roam." - ―Nina Mazursky and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "I wonder what he's dreaming about."
"Probably just chasing squirrels." - ―Nina Mazursky and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
Episode 1.05: The Iron Pot[]
Spoken about Bride of Frankenstein[]
- "The commandos are on their way to assassinate the Princess. Now, we find out the truth of this professor, we stop them, and you get to see your Bride. A hero."
- ―Rick Flag, Sr. to Eric Frankenstein[src]
- "The beauty of my Bride. That is what keeps me going."
"Close your eyes."
"Why?"
"Ha, have I not earned your trust? Close your eyes. Are they closed?"
"Yes."
"Now, imagine your Bride. That is beauty. And it is not with your eyes, is it?" - ―Eric Frankenstein and Bogdana[src]
- "You didn't tell her anything about me?"
"Like what?"
"Oh, I don't know. Maybe how we're best friends? How is she going to vouch to the Bride about how much I've changed and what a rad guy I am if you don't even tell her we're buds!"
"Shh! The Bride is trying to kill her. She's not gonna listen to what Ilana has to say."
"I'm beginning to suspect this whole plan makes absolutely no sense from my point of view." - ―Rick Flag, Sr. and Eric Frankenstein[src]
- "Hold on, Flag. Hold on! Don't die! Because I have so many questions before you do. Did The Bride ever mention me? Is that a yes? In your estimation, did she say my name fondly? Flag!"
"Tell the Bride the truth. You..." - ―Eric Frankenstein and Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
- "I have stayed longer than intended. I have to find my Bride. Our sole purpose is to be together."
"She tried to kill you. She does not love you."
"Ah, she was being flirtatious and coy. There are complex mating rituals between humans you don't understand, Bogdana. No one loves a woman who makes things too easy."
"She does not love you. Why can you not face this?" - ―Eric Frankenstein and Bogdana[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Well, I'm not here to comment on our government's political choices."
"What is the threat, exactly? Who is threat?"
"Unfortunately, that's classified."
"If Princess's life is in danger, don't you think we should know?"
"It doesn't really matter what I think, Alexi." - ―Bride of Frankenstein and Alexi[src]
- "What's up, Alexi? This isn't... We're leaving the city. The castle is that way."
"Oh! It seems roundabout, but it's good shortcut." - ―Bride of Frankenstein and Alexi[src]
Episode 1.06: Priyatel Skelet[]
Spoken by Bride of Frankenstein[]
- "Probably not how you expected your day to end."
- ―Bride of Frankenstein to Paddy Craic[src]
Spoken about Bride of Frankenstein[]
- "Don't be so hyperbolically violent. You need therapy."
- ―Nina Mazursky to Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "Eric Frankenstein. He's been stalking the Bride for centuries."
- ―John Economos[src]
- "If Flag told Frankenstein where the Bride is... He could stop her from assassinating the Princess."
- ―John Economos to Amanda Waller[src]
- "Do you believe in love, my friend? I do, I really do. And the woman I love is about to make a tragic mistake, and I need to warn her. She's been bamboozled by malevolent forces. And she's about to kill someone she shouldn't kill. Yikes, right? But here's the twist. Once I save her from making this tragic error, I'm pretty sure she won't be able to deny how she and I are meant to be together. So, why don't you do what you were born to do, to play your small role in this romantic adventure and turn the fuck around... and fly!"
- ―Eric Frankenstein[src]
- "This kind of thing is a common occurrence with her?"
"Sort of... yes. Sadly." - ―Gyurov to Bride of Frankenstein[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Jesus, Nina! What the hell! Don't sneak up on me like that."
"They're trying to kill us. What option do I have but to sneak?" - ―Bride of Frankenstein and Nina Mazursky[src]
- "Have you ever considered this line of work? A couple of girls like you would be popular. Men are always looking for... How they say... a bit of strange."
"Nina and I have a little more respect for ourselves than that."
"You use your body as weapon to kill people. As opposed to source of pleasure. This is how you respect yourself? Your eyes tell story. You have no respect for yourself, nor for anyone else. These girls here... They struggle because they want to live. You do everything you can... to die." - ―Gyurov and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "Softie."
"Well, it's 'cause I was saving you again, idiot."
"Because you are my friend?"
"Get over yourself, fish." - ―Nina Mazursky and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "New look is hot."
"Now can it, Jack Skellington." - ―Doctor Phosphorus and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
Episode 1.07: A Very Funny Monster[]
Spoken by Bride of Frankenstein[]
- "Nina, Waller believes the princess is gonna bring about the end of the world as we know it. She believes her source is credible. Isn't any risk worth stopping that?"
- ―Bride of Frankenstein to Nina Mazursky[src]
- "Save it for hell, you stalker piece of shit."
- ―Bride of Frankenstein to Eric Frankenstein[src]
- "I want you to know I'm not going to kill you because you're going to cause World War III. And I'm not doing it to save the world. I mean, after all, what has this ball of dirt ever done for me? No. Ilana, I'm killing you because you took the life of the only friend I have. And the only one of us with an ounce of kindness in her veins."
- ―Bride of Frankenstein to Ilana Rostovic[src]
Spoken about Bride of Frankenstein[]
- "By her very name she belongs to me. Don't you think? The Bride, her skin shimmering, parched, cerulean. Her irises like two dollops of a virgin's blood, her lips carved from the cushiony intestines of a fetal pig. Once I stop her from making this massive blunder, murdering the princess, an innocent like herself and the beloved of my dearest friend, Richard Flag, I call him Rick. She will doubtlessly fall into my arms. And our heretofore screwball romantic comedy will become pornography."
- ―Eric Frankenstein to Ivan[src]
- "You're funny. A very funny monster."
- ―Ilana Rostovic to Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "You get dumb haircut."
- ―King Shark to Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "When you think about it, if she didn't love me, why would she overreact as much as she did? Right? Now I'm only more sure of the connection we have."
- ―Eric Frankenstein[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Paramour of yours?"
"Oh, can it, Ghost Rider." - ―Doctor Phosphorus and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "You said I wasn't a monster."
"I was lying 'cause I'm a bitch. You're the biggest freak of us all." - ―Nina Mazursky and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "He gets the fish girl killed, tears apart my arm and somehow he's the freaking hero?"
"You want the knights to pet you, Phosphorus?"
"Well... yes. If their hands wouldn't burn off, maybe." - ―Doctor Phosphorus and Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "Well, you in?"
"What else I gotta do?" - ―John Economos and Bride of Frankenstein[src]