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- "Okay, so the Vigilante doesn't have his own crime-puter with access to the web. But it's not because I'm poor. I spent hard-earned money on bullets and knifes. Missiles, sometimes. And the internet is free and readly available to the public. It's great... except for the masturbating homeless people."
- ―Vigilante[src]
Evergreen Public Library is a publicly funded library in Evergreen.
History[]
Adrian Chase regularly visited the Evergreen Library to use their computers with free internet, since spending all of his income on weaponry meant he didn't pay for internet, and by using the internet, he noticed that some homeless people were using it to watch porn.
After being alerted that Peacemaker was kidnapped by the Controller and his army of evil robots in disguise, Chase hurriedly visited the Evergreen Library to request an internet station and look for information that could help him locate Peacemaker. Chase surmised the Controller's army might be posing as Converticon toys, and overhearing the homeless people discussing a car giveaway at Evergreen Docks, he interrupted them to join in; seeing that they were watching porn, Chase began moaning publicly expressing his desire to masturbate, much to the discomfort of the library patrons.[1]