A collection of quotes of Ilana Rostovic.
Creature Commandos[]
Episode 1.01: The Collywobbles[]
Spoken by Ilana Rostovic[]
- "We've prepared a banquet for you, our honored guests."
- ―Ilana Rostovic to the Creature Commandos[src]
- "That is the Queen. Poor, sweet mother. She has not been self for some long time now."
- ―Ilana Rostovic to Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
Spoken about Ilana Rostovic[]
- "Princess Ilana Rostovic, the heir apparent to Pokolistan, is already negotiating with the US for that oil. And if she's overthrown by some nutjob in a witch's hat, all bets are off. We need to help Rostovic."
- ―Amanda Waller and Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
- "I wonder what this Princess is going to look li-... Oh."
- ―Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
Dialogue[]
- "They've been living on prison grub for quite some time. Forgive their manners, Your Highness."
"Just Ilana's fine. We don't stand on ceremony here."
"Oh, okay. Then... sure."
"You've sampled this prison grub?"
"Just seeing it is enough to give me the collywobbles, your High-... Ilana."
"Their manners do not bother me. I love seeing friends enjoying themselves." - ―Rick Flag, Sr. and Ilana Rostovic[src]
- "Yes, Mother. Of course. She says she's pleased you're here."
"Oh."
"You see why I'm taking care of Pokolistan's affairs? Even though it won't quite be official until... you know." - ―Ilana Rostovic and Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
- "I hope we aren't too much of an intrusion. Our only goal here is to keep you safe, Ilana."
"I'm happy to have the company."
"Even that one?"
"Why was he in prison?"
"Uh, supposedly murdered twenty-seven children."
"Oh."
"He hasn't shown any violent tendencies since then, so I wouldn't fret. I also wouldn't invite the school choir to the castle while he's here."
"Oh no, I like American music. Rock and roll! But yes, I am happy for the company, specially the company of Americans. My country is a charming one, but it is backwards, always rejecting progress as corrupt. It is my most cherished dream to lead my people into the 21st century."
"Well, I've been there. I'm not sure I'd recommend it."
"Are you married, Richard Flag?"
"No. No. I was once, but my wife ended up being my least favorite aspect of that 21st century you're all gung ho about."
"I will avoid that part of the 21st century then."
"Well, sometimes, missteps lead you where you need to be."
"She and I had a son when we were just eighteen. Fine young man. I joined the military mostly just to make money so I could support him. Eighteen years late, he joined the military because he loved our country and he wanted to make it a better place. Yeah. Boy was an improvement on me in every way."
"Was?"
"He passed on about two years back."
"Oh. I'm sorry."
"I would have liked to introduce the two of you. I have a feeling you would have gotten on like a house on fire."
"A house on fire does not seem good."
"No, it's... It's supposed to be a good thing."
"I'm sure your son was a fine man, but I'm much more fond of older men. I'd like to show you something." - ―Rick Flag, Sr. and Ilana Rostovic[src]
- "This armoire is beautiful, no?"
"Um, sure."
"It is over five hundred years old."
"What is it you wanted to show me, Ilana?"
"Just this wonderful armoire."
"That's not an armoire. Listen, Ilana..."
"Yes?"
"I just... I don't think this is exactly ethical. I'm here to protect you."
"To protect me from loneliness?"
"No, I..."
"From lack of passion?"
"No, I..."
"From Pokolistani men who have never seen the world, have no clue how to treat a woman, and who can't see me as a human being I am behind the veil of royalty?"
"Closer, but still no. I... I... Look, I think we need to get some shut-eye so we can put a cogent plan in place in the morning. I'll leave G.I. Robot to guard the door."
"Richard..." - ―Ilana Rostovic and Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
Episode 1.02: The Tourmaline Necklace[]
Spoken about Ilana Rostovic[]
- "I mean, you've seen the Princess. I don't know how he could hold out for more than thirty seconds, do you?"
- ―Doctor Phosphorus to Alexi[src]
Dialogue[]
- "What does that do?"
"If I activate this button, it activates an unbearably paintful jolt directly into their brains."
"Oh, is cruel, no?"
"Is the point, yes." - ―Ilana Rostovic and Rick Flag Sr.[src]
- "So, with the remote, you control them?"
"Hypothetically. They haven't proven themselves to be extraordinarily obedient."
"And the skeleton man, Doctor Phosphorus?"
"Yeah."
"He tried to kill you to get it?"
"Yeah."
"Bozhe moi. Quite a team, hmm?"
"I promise, Ilana, I'll get these folks under control and I'll keep you safe. Don't worry."
"You're such a kind man. That is so rare here in Pokolistan. I suppose tonight was not your first battle." - ―Ilana Rostovic and Rick Flag Sr.[src]
- "There."
"Thank you, Ilana."
"Um... Where is this one from?"
"Ilana, we... We can't go through this again."
"Where?"
"I was stabbed in the Persian Gulf."
"What about this one?"
"Ilana, I already told you, it's just not ethical for us to-"
"What about-"
"Don't."
"Do not treat me like a child, Richard. Don't you know I'm soon to be the queen of this country, and I get what I... want?"
"Oh, boy."
"A boy? Hardly." - ―Ilana Rostovic and Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
Episode 1.03: Cheers to the Tin Man[]
Spoken about Ilana Rostovic[]
- "She wanted us to be away from the castle so she could get to the Princess."
- ―Rick Flag Sr.[src]
- "Gotcha! All right, what we are we supposed to do with her now?"
"The hell, dude. The queen told us a million times. Just kill her."
"I mean, yeah, but, you know, might be a shame not to have a little taste firs- Bitch!" - ―Son of Themyscira and Son of Themyscira[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Please! Whatever you want, I'll give it to you."
"Good. What I want... is you dead." - ―Ilana Rostovic and Circe[src]
Episode 1.04: Chasing Squirrels[]
Spoken about Ilana Rostovic[]
- "What were you doing in Pokolistan?"
"Trying to save your worthless lives."
"Save our lives, exactly how?"
"From that Princess bitch, Rostovic. I was trying to kill her to save the world." - ―Amanda Waller and Circe[src]
- "John, contact the Pokolistani Embassy. Tell them we have information of another credible threat against the Princess."
"Waller, stop!"
"Now that we've gathered their trust, it should be easy to get the Commandos inside and neutralize her."
"Stop it, damn it! Are you telling me the United States is now in the business of executing people for crimes they haven't committed yet?"
"The United States is in the business of saving the damn world by any means necessary."
"Please, Amanda."
"Amanda?"
"Listen to me. I'm telling you, I've meet this woman. This isn't her."
"Bumping uglies with someone doesn't mean you're infallibly able to know a person's character, General."
"I didn't."
"Oh, now, don't lie to me, Flag." - ―Amanda Waller and Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
- "You think she'll love you?! She'll never love you!"
"Who? The Princess?"" - ―Rick Flag, Sr. and Eric Frankenstein[src]
- "That is a beautiful story. What a beautiful love you share with this Princess."
"Well, I wouldn't say it's exactly love."
"Oh, it is love."
"But she isn't the person that Circe says she is. I can't just stand by while she's murdered in cold blood."
"No. not with this great love at stake. The two of you, like Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in Titanic." - ―Eric Frankenstein and Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Will you not be coming back to see me?"
"I have to bring Circe back to the US, find out what's going on here. Why she tried to kill you."
"Do you not think it's best to just... bong!"
"We say, "Bang"."
"But it doesn't sound like bang. It sounds like "Bong". Bong!"
"Bang."
"Bong!"
"No, bang. No, we can't kill her. It's not the way we do things in America."
"The internet says otherwise."
"Well, it's not how we should do things."
"You're such a good man. I have such feelings for you, Richard Flag." - ―Ilana Rostovic and Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
Episode 1.05: The Iron Pot[]
Dialogue[]
- "Richard!"
"Oh, thank God. Ilana, you need to get out of there. I don't have any time, but the Commandos are on their way to kill you. Get out!"
"What? I don't understand."
"I'll explain soon. Right now you need to get someplace safe."
"Alexi is picking them up now."
"Hey, Ilana, just get out."
"Well, it's not how we should do things."
"You're such a good man. I have such feelings for you, Richard Flag." - ―Ilana Rostovic and Rick Flag, Sr.[src]
- "Sergei? What happened?"
"The Creature Commandos have escaped, Princess. We did everything we could. But I don't believe they will be much danger out there on their own."
"It is tragic, Sergei. They are being misled by their own government. But we have no other choice. You must find them. And you must kill them all." - ―Ilana Rostovic and Sergei[src]
Episode 1.06: Priyatel Skelet[]
Spoken about Ilana Rostovic[]
- "Let's go kill a Princess."
- ―Bride of Frankenstein[src]
Dialogue[]
- "But I thought the Commandos were friends, Princess."
"They were. But according to General Flag, they are being misled by Circe and are on their way to assassinate me."
"Your Highness, we must get you to the bunker."
"I will not hide, Sergei. Find them. Stop them. Kill them if you must. The people of Pokolistan are depending on it." - ―Sergei and Ilana Rostovic[src]
Episode 1.07: A Very Funny Monster[]
Spoken about Ilana Rostovic[]
- "He's excited to see her. Remember, she played fetch with him for, like, hours."
- ―Nina Mazursky to the Bride of Frankenstein[src]
- "You hear Waller, killing her is the only way to save the world."
"At the end of the day, Nina, that's just another human out there in the pond." - ―Doctor Phosphorus and the Bride of Frankenstein to Nina Mazursky[src]
Dialogue[]
- "Where are you, uh...?"
"I'm going for my morning swim, Sergei. Like I do every morning."
"Um, well, are you sure that's wise, your Highness?"
"Do we have knights surrounding the perimeter?"
"Da."
"Then you are keeping me safe. I shall not cower, Sergei. What kind of example is that for my people?"
"Your people are not here, your Highness. Just us soldiers." - ―Sergei and Ilana Rostovic[src]
- "I understand why you did what you did."
"Yeah?"
"You thought you were saving the world. And you are following orders as usual. I understand. I do not hold it against you. That Sorceress Circe tried to frame me. Who knows why? Jealousy, perhaps. She's probabily the one who truly wants to destroy the world, don't you think?"
"No."
"Excuse me?"
"I don't think Circe wants to destroy the world. I think she was telling the truth about you."
"Ah. You're funny. A very funny monster. What do you think you are saying to me?"
"I saw Clayface on the tapes. First, you seduced Flag to get him on your side. Then after we captured Circe, you suggested we kill her. That would have taken care of everything. But Flag, despite him being an old rube hung up on your charms, refused. So you sent one of your knights to spy on us. He must have seen McPherson visit Waller. Someone you'd know would back up Circe's story. So your only choice was to get your friend, Clayface, to make it look like she wasn't who she was. Even though she was who she was when she and Waller spoke."
"This is all nonsense."
"You were who Circe said you were all along. A power mad, sadistic, narcissistic, Disney Princess who wants to destroy the world. But I want you to know I'm not going to kill you because you're going to cause World War III. And I'm not doing it to save the world. I mean, after all, what has this ball of dirt ever done for me? No. Ilana, I'm killing you because you took the life of the only friend I have. And the only one of us with an ounce of kindness in her veins." - ―Ilana Rostovic and the Bride of Frankenstein[src]