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- "Eat peace, motherfuckers!"
- ―Peacemaker to the Nazi Lizards[src]
The Massacre of the Nazi Lizards was a mass murder of the Nazi Lizards carried out by Peacemaker and Eagly.
Background[]
After being released from prison, Chris Smith resumed his crusade against crime, eventually tracking Nazi Lizards to kill in the name of peace, accompanied by his sidekick Eagly.[1]
Massacre[]
Eagly launches an attack on the Nazi Lizards
- "Well, it's over, partner. No thanks to you. You killed one, while I took care of the rest. Not cool."
- ―Peacemaker to Eagly[src]
Upon finding the Nazi Lizards, Peacemaker glared at them and threatened them not to complicate the task, but made it clear he wasn't making a sexual advance. However, the Nazi Lizards weren't about to give up and threatened Peacemaker with killing him. Smith attempted to monologue about turning them into skin, but Eagly attacked them, frustrating Smith. The two fought valiantly against the Nazis, with Eagly pecking out the tongue of one of them while Peacemaker stabbed one in the face, shouting his motto: "Eat peace, motherfuckers!"
Peacemaker gets upset with Eagly for not helping him
However, Eagly began scratching a lizard separately, pecking at it savagely, which frustrated Smith, who reminded him that they were partners and should work together. While Eagly killed one lizard alone, the other lizards surrounded Smith and pounced on him, prompting him to ask his partner for help to no avail. Smith eventually broke free and killed the remaining Nazis on his own, crushing the lizards' heads, and became enraged at Eagly for not helping him, pointing out that he had only killed one. Eagly chirped, prompting Smith to tell him the lizard skin was all his, frustrated that he didn't feel like eating sushi or having sex.[1]
Aftermath[]
Peacemaker and Eagly choose Alaska as a tourist destination
- "We're just not vibing lately, dude. Maybe we need a vacation."
- ―Peacemaker to Eagly[src]
Upon returning home after the grueling battle, Smith lay down to rest, recognizing that they were not working efficiently, so he suggested to Eagly that perhaps they needed a vacation, as he believed that despite contributing to a more peaceful world, he understood that they both also needed a few days of calm, choosing Alaska as their destination. Upon boarding the plane, Vigilante suddenly contacted Smith, believing he was in danger, but Smith tricked Chase into believing he had been kidnapped by the Controller and abruptly ended the call.
During the flight, a toxic gas spread through the plane, causing all passengers to faint, including Peacemaker and Eagly, who were kidnapped.[1]